Yes. You read that right. My name is Michelle, and I am missing half an eyebrow. My right one, to be exact. I had planned so many other posts. Like say, the one about how I moved to Arizona and told practically no one outside of my office.
Category Archives: family
Today I got a phone call that cemented my status, at least in my own head. Loser mom. Straight up. A pinched voice said, “Your kids are in the office. It’s minimum day. They’ve been here since 1:30 and now it’s 2:00. ” So send them to child care, I said, irritated. Which, of course, […]
It’s been awhile. So I figured I could get back into your good graces with some random bits of awesomeness. In a word, pictures. Of my kids. Because who doesn’t love that?!? Over the weekend, the boy child went on a playdate. Which ended up lasting the ENTIRE weekend. I kid you not. He went […]
Our weekend started off a little shaky. D went out of town to visit family. Which left me alone. With the kids. There may have been some tears involved. But we rallied. We started off with happiness in a bowl. And rain. Lots of rain. Which was followed by the greatest movie trilogy of all […]
Ah, it’s that time of year again. When every surface of my house is covered with glitter and construction paper remnants. When there is glue stuck to fingers, clothing and hair. When it takes every iota of willpower that I don’t have not to rip open the packaging of my kiddos sees candy, squirreled away […]
I actually haven’t found it yet. Figuratively or literally. Not one iota. But I’m working on it. I had lunch with a long lost favorite person today, who I have vowed to keep in my back pocket and never lose again. As I’m getting older, I’m figuring some things out that other people seem born […]